Pilferer's
Paws
“Upon
a cursory analysis, the gloves seemed quite useful, and while they
would make much of my work easier, I simply couldn't bring myself to
wear such comical gear. Upon getting them formally appraised, I
realized this decision saved me much more dignity than I first
thought.”
-Elric
Hartson, monster researcher
These
gloves, resembling plush, oversized tawny paws, were both created and
designed by the eccentric gang of thieves known as the Gold Cats.
Several sets were created, and much like the Gold Cats themselves,
most are unaccounted for.
The
paws are designed as a multi-tool for thieves. The retractable claws
are enchanted to slice through glass and leather with ease, and while
they lack conventional dexterity, the paw pads can magically adhere
and detach to nearly anything, allowing the wearer to pick up
objects, and climb almost any surface. Finally, the paws contain a
hidden dimensional pocket, and any hand-held object can be teleported
from the pads to this pocket, and vice-versa. The gloves have no
power unless worn as a pair.
Not
wanting their signature tools being used by just anybody, their
eccentric leader had each set of gloves trapped with a peculiar
curse. To disable the curse, the wearer must utter the password “mew”
(“meow” seems to work as well) within three seconds of donning
each individual glove. If this is not done, the curse will trigger if
the gloves are worn for five minutes. The gloves will teleport out of
the wearer's possession, returning to one of the attics or warehouses
used as Gold Cat hideouts. At the same time, the former wearer will
find that their hands themselves have become oversized paws, with an
80% chance of the paws being covered in fur. These paws only possess
proper claws if the wearer did before, otherwise the claws are fairly
dull. These paws possess no magical power, and almost no dexterity,
though they are very soft and sensitive. The paws can be returned to
hands via mid-power curse removal methods, but otherwise this effect
is permanent.
The
Cats use other pieces of iconic equipment, such as paw boots to
improve stealth and cat-ear headbands that improve hearing, but only
the gloves seem to bear an actual curse.