Primal Root:
Primal root? Yes, that's a good amount...fresh, too. 'Fraid I can't pay you too much for it, though. See...potions made with primal root have a strong tendency to have very long lasting effects. Permanent, often enough. Combine that with the tendency to render consumers comatose for a few hours...and it's just not very useful for a joke shop like this, yeah? You'll have better luck with the fuddy-duddy across the street.
-Selzo, fairy dragon alchemist
Looking
nothing so fancy as it sounds, the so-called primal root appears as
an unassuming yellow-orange flower. Growing primarily in regions of
heavy rainfall, this uncommon plant is valued almost exclusively for
its disproportionately large roots. While they seem to have no
special properties on their own, primal roots are very magically
reactive, making them a potent and versatile ingredient in potion
making.
Dryad's Wine:
So
potent are the root's dormant energies that merely using it as a
robust flavoring to an otherwise mundane alcohol has has rather
dramatic results. Made using the primal root in combination with
ordinary grapes. 10-30 minutes after being drinking, the imbiber
grows drowsy, and soon falls asleep. During this sleep, which lasts
2-5 hours and cannot be woken from prematurely, the imbiber undergoes
a transformation of sorts.
If
female, the drinker finds that any scars, blemishes, and
imperfections they find unsightly vanish. They also gain a slight
improvement to their natural dexterity and charisma. This effect is
permanent.
If
male, the drinker becomes biologically female. This transformation
lasts 2-5 weeks, and has a 20% chance of leaving the drinker in a
permanent intersex state afterwards.
If
one drinks more than one dose within a twelve month period, there is
a 50% chance of overdosing. In males, the overdose simply makes the
gender change permanent. In females, however. Their skin takes on the
texture and appearance of smooth bark, their hair is replaced by
thin, leafy branches, and their life force is bound to the nearest
tree. So long as the tree lives, they will return to life within the
week should they die, but will begin to sicken and die should they
travel more than a mile from the tree. Additional doses of dryad's
wine negate this dependency for one week.
Elixir of
Photosynthesis:
A
somewhat more complex concoction that should only be made by actual
alchemists, upon ingesting this elixir, the imbiber will fall
unconscious for 20-60 minutes while their metabolism radically
alters. Their skin turns a deep green, their hair becomes leaves, and
they gain the ability to photosynthesize. Their food requirements are
reduced to 5% of their previous needs, but must spend at least six
hours a day in indirect sunlight. Direct, intense sunlight cuts this
need in half. Water needs are not negated. The drinker is cured of
any pollen allergy they may suffer from.
Potion of
Sprouting:
This
simpler potion was originally used by scouts and spies, but fell out
of favor upon an unfortunate side-effect being discovered. Upon
drinking this, the drinker gains the ability to transform into a
large but otherwise mundane shrub and back at will, their equipment
melding with them. They retain this ability for an impressive 2-20
days. Due to reasons alchemists have still not discovered, 10% of
these potions instead force the imbiber to transform as soon as
they're standing upon soil, and prevent them from returning to normal
until the potion's effect expires. While in shrub form, the user is
vaguely aware of sights and sounds within thirty feet.